Jesse Needs...

Saw this on Angela's site (Angela needs therapy!) and thought I'd give it a whirl. Here are the top 10 20 "Jesse needs" on Google:

  1. Jesse needs some reading spectacles.
  2. Jesse needs to release a true autobiography.
  3. Jesse needs an award--I don't know what, but something for sure.
  4. Jesse needs a forever home that will provide him stability and unconditional love.
  5. Jesse needs money but says no. Bob Ford shoots Jesse in the back.
  6. In my mind, Jesse needs to loosen up.
  7. A thousand a month would help a lot and Jesse needs your help!
  8. If Jesse needs a handgun, we must need bazookas and assault rifles.
  9. Jesse needs to eat more fruits, veggies, milk products & meat.
  10. Jesse needs to work on his game.

Sorry, I couldn't stop at ten...

  1. Jesse needs your help!
  2. At home and in therapy, Jesse needs support in managing his attention difficulties, very high energy, and severe mood swings.
  3. Jesse needs each of us to contribute a minimum of $20.00 by check made payable to the National Infantry Foundation marked "War Dog Memorial."
  4. Actually, doctors would agree that speed is exactly what a supercharged nut like Jesse needs.
  5. Jesse needs a knockout.
  6. Unfortunately, Wisconsin may not meet all of Jesse's needs.
  7. Jesse needs to be reminded of some simple rules.
  8. Jesse needs a feline friend.
  9. Jesse needs to quit trippin, like he’s some kinda sheperd for lost black sheep.
  10. Jesse needs a *lot* of things. ... Surely Ralph Nader would be the better choice.

*gets back to working on game, eyes Nader suspiciously*

  • posted on 24 October 2005
  • by Jesse

InterAction:

25 October 20051. dramaturge:

1. Renee needs a man.
2. Renee needs to be "desired as a woman."
3. They were all along the lines of "Renee needs to gain weight" and "Renee needs a man."
4. Her advice: Renee needs to get back to the joy of "just being."
5. At this point what Renee needs are the top-level sections.
6. Renee needs a home.
7. This is what Renee needs later in the movie.
8. Renee needs a couple of double cheeseburgers and a shake!
9. He matured greatly in his ability to relate to Renee, learned the importance of
meeting Renee's needs before his own, and made major strides in meeting his parenting responsibilities.
10. Renee needs to find something blue.

25 October 20052. ang:

I like
9. Jesse needs to eat more fruits, veggies, milk products & meat.

20 April 20063. Renee:

I got something like that in an email. My name is also Renee. This came up so I clicked it and now I am here. I like Jesse's number 8. And I like Renee's number 10. partly because I like blue. I also like the idea about getting cheeseburgers and shakes. And yeah. This was interesting. I go now...

8 June 20074. Jesse:

Hello fellow Jesse :)

I came here following instructions on a Myspace bulletin. Wow, this is really making the rounds!

It's interesting though, "Jesse needs your help!" is now the top hit.

21 July 20075. Jesse:

So many Jesses, so little google.

31 July 20076. Patrick:

I never realized I was in such bad shape:


1) Patrick needs your help in acquiring penicillin
2) Patrick needs you!
3) Patrick needs help
4) Patrick needs to win first, then whine
5) Patrick needs a friend right now
6) Patrick needs to grow up
7) Patrick needs to let go of the past and forgive Noah for being human
8) Patrick needs an iPhone
9) Patrick needs to be saved
10) Patrick needs your support to help him become your next schoold board member


So, in summary: I guess I could use the new iPhone, but I will god-damned if I'm going to forgive that prick Noah (whoever he is)

6 March 20087. renee:

. dramaturge:
1. Renee needs a man.
2. Renee needs to be "desired as a woman."
3. They were all along the lines of "Renee needs to gain weight" and "Renee needs a man."
4. Her advice: Renee needs to get back to the joy of "just being."
5. At this point what Renee needs are the top-level sections.
6. Renee needs a home.
7. This is what Renee needs later in the movie.
8. Renee needs a couple of double cheeseburgers and a shake!
9. He matured greatly in his ability to relate to Renee, learned the importance of
meeting Renee's needs before his own, and made major strides in meeting his parenting responsibilities.
10. Renee needs to find something blue.


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  • Jesse said, "@thunderchld » Glad you liked it! Funny thing is I just threw it together one day when I was messing around. :P" Jesse said, “@thunderchld » Glad you liked it! Funny thing is I just threw it together one day when I was messing around. :P” 2008-11-21T23:46:49Z 2008-11-21T23:46:49Z
  • Jesse said, "Correction, it's a 44b ... the same one Bing Crosby is singing into in this pic: http://is.gd/8rts" Jesse said, “Correction, it’s a 44b … the same one Bing Crosby is singing into in this pic: http://is.gd/8rts” 2008-11-21T16:33:22Z 2008-11-21T16:33:22Z
  • Jesse said, "For those curious: I use a silky-smooth 1931 RCA 44a microphone for all of my recording: http://tinyurl.com/5j9s6o" Jesse said, “For those curious: I use a silky-smooth 1931 RCA 44a microphone for all of my recording: http://tinyurl.com/5j9s6o” 2008-11-21T16:31:14Z 2008-11-21T16:31:14Z