She's A Great Cook, It's Just...

My wife is a fantastic cook. In fact, her recipe website is getting almost as much traffic as my blog. And her food is to die for. What I find absolutely hilarious, though, is that the #1 keyword people are typing to find her site is cornbread:

Why is that funny? Because of all the great things she makes, cornbread is not one of them. Any suggestions would be appreciated: jessica [at] plasticmind [dot] com

Now I’m going to go hide.

posted on 17 November 2007
by Jesse

Comments (5)
in the chapter, "Family Ties"
tagged with cooking, cornbread, Jessica

InterAction:

17 November 20071. dramaturge:

We typically just get the boxes of Jiffy cornbread mix. ha ha!

19 November 20072. LaRosa Johnson:

Wow, I can't believe you just called out your wife like that. I'd be a dead man walking if i did something like that on my blog (not that my wife reads it anyway).

lj.

19 November 20073. Jesse Gardner:

And that, my friend, is why I'm safe. She never reads my blog.

20 November 20074. John Stansbury:

While not making a value judgment to the authenticity of your not-great-cornbread, it seems Google is sending people thataway to find them some moist cornbread:

http://www.google.com/search?q=site:http://deliciousbits.com/%20cornbread

Keywords in text + keywords in post + relevant content = mad blog hits.

(Full disclosure, I'm into cornbread whether warm and moist or brick-like in moistness. I heart bread.)

20 November 20075. jonathan:

in the words of my hero....

"idiot..."

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