Best Anniversary Card Ever
Just got a card addressed to The Right Revered Jesse and Mrs. Gardner in the mail today from a good friend. The message is too good not to share:
“In honor of your 3rd year of wedded bliss, a LEATHER gift is in order. I have selected one of our goats for slaughter, just let me know whether your prefer a large doily or several soda can wrappers.”
I’ll take a mousepad, please.
(Full disclosure: my wife and I sang the second song on Mark’s album Here We Stand at our wedding.)
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- Author:Jesse
- Published:Jul 9, 2008
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