Curiouser and Curiouser

I haven't had a day this bad in a long time. It's sort of weird to step back and look at all this havoc and laugh. Alright, you just sit there smugly reading this post; but writing is catharsis for me.

An attendance of approximately 0 at our YAM Bible study. Arguments with college friends over cursing. Arguments with the wife over a vacation (how stupid!). Hordes of designers angry about a postponed contest announcement. I seem to be unintentionally making people upset left and right. All of this mingled in with a strong conviction for holy living and some out-of-nowhere emotional rollercoasters. Am I pregnant?

(Raises Hand) May I be excused from me for a moment?