Flat Stanley's Comeuppance

So I go out to the garage today only to find Flat Stanley had been playing around the riding mower again (despite my warnings to the contrary). I’m not quite sure how he managed to turn the tractor on, engage the mower and still fall underneath; but there he was, right where the mower spat him out with his bloody stump of a leg beside him.

I’d like to first mention that I did try to save him. When I realized that he was a goner, however, I ran in to get my camera. To make a long story short, he wasn’t to happy about that all, so I ended up getting chased halfway across town by an six-inch-tall amputee. Last I saw him, he was pulling some Crouching Tiger moves across a nearby cornfield, severed leg in hand.

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20 October 20071. kinsey:

jesse, you bastard. what did you do to him?

20 October 20072. ren:

You're a sick, sick, man, Jesse Gardner!

21 October 20073. Marlo:

So I've got a Flat Stanley, too, that I still haven't taken the appropriate pictures of so I can send it back to my niece. But I'm looking at your pictures and wondering what little child you'll have to explain all of this to. :)

21 October 20074. Jesse Gardner:

You guys can rant all you want, but I don't feel bad. I warned him about playing on the tractor, so it's his own darned fault. And besides that, *I'm* the one he chased all over town. Sheesh.

21 October 20075. Jesse Gardner:

@Marlo: If there are kids reading my blog, Kinsey had better watch her mouth!

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